A: It’s a mad mad mad World when Dr. Drew & Loser Lohan are fighting in the press, and it’s tearing us apart because we can’t choose sides. We love Dr. Drew but he can’t compete with Lindsay being a sloppy baby on a daily basis. She’s our bread and butter! We need her lesbian stalking and eradict career or we’ll have to write about Brooke Hogan and nobody wants that.
Dr. Drew took a few stabs at Lindsay in Parade Magazine (who’s been doing quite well on the gossip front lately) this week saying:
“I’m convinced that she’ll get sober one day,” he said. “But I’m afraid that between now and then, she may get a nearly mortal wound of some type. I’m really convinced that something horrible is going to have to happen to her before she really gets over it and embraces sobriety. She needs to give it up. I have this image that she’s going to lose a limb….”
On Friday, Lohan twatted her immature thoughts over the Doctor’s unsolicited diagnosis on her Twitter page:
“I thought REAL doctors talk to patients in offices behind closed doors,” she Tweeted. “Am I wrong? Hmmmmm. I think NOT! Yay!”
Yay… and we thought REAL celebrities could hold a guest spot on Ugly Betty so I guess we’re both wrong.
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