We all know what she’s thinking in this photo, “I’m RICH! BITCH!”
If he had been able to sleep with all his roadies, instead of marrying his high school sweetheart just so he could finally cum, we might have had a chance. But we can still hold out hope that like every other celibate rock star, once Kevin puts his pick in Danielle Deleasa’s guitar it’ll all be over. They’ve already been married almost a month so sex should be getting boring….right about…..NOW!
Selling the exclusive to People is one thing, but Kevin confusing us by actually appearing do-able for once, makes us question our boycrush on Nick.
