Perry surprised everyone (who hadn’t seen the musical Gypsy) by going from THIS…..
TO THIS!
“If you want to make it, twinkle while you shake it” – Gypsy
Katy Perry lit up the the Costume Institute Gala Benefit at The Metropolitan Museum of Art, with a dress that looked like everyone else’s until she turned it on!
Stealing the show by giving us an Electric Parade down the red carpet that would put Walt Disney to shame. This may SEEM like cutting edge fashion, by designers CuteCircuit out of London, but Miss Electra from the Musical Gypsy “got this gimmick” back in 1940 and all it takes is a switch.
See fag hags know to revisit the classics!
Look at all the other bitches pissed that their dress didn’t light up. They have stank face! Sorry ladies, maybe next year could “bump it with a trumpet”.
Get yourself a gimmick on the red carpet and you TOO…can be a staaaaaaar!
Disclaimer: If you have not seen Gypsy or are not a Mo, you missed all these jokes.
