Jon showed up in Vegas with only a backpack filled with Ed Hardy shirts and a black eye which he said he got from being hit by a cabinet door….named Kate.
We’d love to run into the world’s most famous Divorce Dad turned Lohan who’s getting free rides all over Vegas, but even our treatment is better than what Jon Gosslin’s getting. Sure, he gets to be super famous and have his unflattering picture taken at The Sugar Factory and the MGM Pool, but we’re staying in the biggest and most beautiful Salon Tower Suite at the Wynn. Maybe we should invite him to our private booth at XS tomorrow, or to see Bette Midler, because Mr. Super Sperm isn’t seeing the most “attractive” parts of Vegas as Steve Wynn would say.
We would go seek him out and become his gay wing man so he could finally get laid by someone hotter than a school teacher. Then we’ll sell the story to the highest bidder… but who wants to be caught at the MGM?
