A: Waking up to today’s news was like waking up to a VH1 produced porno. Since there’s nothing to talk about, our top story is the fact that VH1’s loser contestants always have a nude picture floating somewhere online. Whether we want to see their Tootsie Rolls or not.
First we have Shawn Southern from Tool Academy (our fav) a lot smaller than his huge ego. He’s an “underwear designer” that we’re guessing is going to focus on designing undies for ladies.

Second, (yes these are two different guys) we have some tough guy named 6 Gage on Daisy Rock of Love blessed with such a small one he’s pumping it up for Playgirl.(NSFW) Seriously.
HINT: If you have to resort to using a pump, you probably should put on some clothes.

Maybe Shawn & 6 Gage are sitting around a computer marveling at how many sites are talking about them…but we’re all laughing at your pp’s.
If that’s not enough you can even find more nude losers from VH1!
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