The trunk set is one of my favorites!
My Grandpa’s ass DOES NOT resemble that.
There has to be an age limit on fashion designers in a Speedo because let’s just say…Giorgio is no Dolce & Gabbana. Maybe I’m jealous because he’s on a yacht off the coast of while I sit in my one bedroom mansion listening to the pounding hammers of a remodel next door.
But …um… have you seen his MOOBS?

Oh…. who am I kidding? Those moobs are filled with money.









