His body buildings days in London were nothing compared to his youth…

Sean Connery is know to have a huge willie by some of Hollywood’s Golden Girls, but he’s had a way with the ladies since a very early age. They always say the best ones in bed are the most experience and Sean’s sluttier than Lance Bass after he came out of the closet! Sean was always sexy, but that’s beacause he lost his virginity at the tender age of EIGHT!

“It was a lurid introduction,” He said, “and pretty basic. Although I can’t remember a particular moment when I lost my virginity, it was a gradual acceptance that I no longer had it.

Once when he was 14 while walking down a deserted street in Edinburgh, he was accosted by an older woman wearing a military uniform. She pulled him behind a fence and demanded that he penetrate her. Sean obliged.

Uhhh… Sean, just because you’re aboy who was totally into it, doesn’t mean you weren’t raped by a militant pedophile! I’m sure he was the first kid to get peubs in class too.

Growing up Sean realized part of his talent and appeal was between his legs, so he started posing nude for art classes to make ends meet. One student famously recalled:

“The young Sean was magnificent in the nude and certainly lacked nothing ‘down there’. In fact he was the biggest I’ve ever seen. It made me drop my charcoal pencil!”

So of course we had to find a picture of him in the nude, but this is all I could find. Sadly Sean never had any torrid love affairs with men, but he maybe should’ve been sleeping with men after he famously said in Playboy Magazine that it was

‘Ok to slap a woman.”

Sean slapped hundreds of women in the face… and it wasn’t always with his hand.

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