Women threw themselves at the men because they all heard the same thing, each was gifted with a huge talent. That is if you believed those Vegas Showgirls they passed around like the flu. But which Rat Pack swooner was exceptionally endowed, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, or Sammy Davis Jr.?
Dean Martin was said to have 10 inches women and was ‘a considerate lover’ to stars like Marilyn Monroe, but he couldn’t hold his own against Sammy Davis Jr. Even though Sammy was a tiny Pocket Bisexual (yes bisexual) he was know not to be a midget “when he dropped trou”. If you believe his plethora of past lovers that ranged from Ava Gardner, to Peter Lawford, brother-in-law to the president JFK. KINK-KAY!
But the biggest and most shocking talent came from Frank Sinatra, who banged every woman worth her face cream in town. Lana Turner Judy Garland, Natalie Wood, and even Elizabeth Taylor all agreed Frank wasn’t skinny everywhere.
“Well there’s only 10 pounds of Frank but there’s 110 pounds of cock” – Ava Gardner, wife
When Sinatra dies, they’re giving his zipper to the Smithsonian!” – Dean Martin
Once Sammy Davis, who thought he had the biggest tool among the trio, causally checked out his Rat Pack’s package while at a urinal and allegedly said to Frank….
“If Liberace was here tonight he’d be singing Mad About The Boys.”
AKWARD URNIAL TIME! Especially because Frank probably heard the whispers that Sammy swung both ways.
Via: Hollywood Babylon
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