Eeewww GROSS! The Fur Force is blowing the whistle on this photoshoot faux pas!
Most men don’t have to worry about this but when you’re an in demand model sleeping with the most famous woman in the world (probably) shouldn’t your leg cave be cleared of all trees and bushes. Yes, it should!
We gays have to be virtually hairless now so we’re passing the pressures onto the male models as well. Straight dudes who don’t care, you’re in the clear as long as your girl doesn’t care either. Oh and if she says she doesn’t care about your hairy butt sticking out of your jeans SHE’S LYING (Trust me I know, sad face)! She wants your hair to be aware of where it’s growing so you don’t end up looking Where The Wild Things Are!
You can tell it’s a slow news day when the Fur Force is out giving tickets.
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