I can’t believe this is Whitney Houston. Remember when she wasn’t a mess. That was fun. So this is what it looks like to come off of crack. It’s totes whack. She looks like she is seconds from lashing out some serious diva’tude. Out of this bitches way… she’s not playin!

What is that thing on her head?

Who wouldn’t? Whitney Houston is moving on up, right out of Jersey. She is leaving her bail needing and blunt smoking Bobby Brown behind, bowling ball sized rocks of cocaine, that awful misguided reality show of theirs, and this palace of a crack house. This is by far the nicest drug den I have EVER seen. Crack isn’t whack Whitney, it’s super glamorous…. in a $2,500,000 crack house. She probably figures that she can have a smaller place and have more crack. She’s no fool.

All the details HERE.

Don’t worry, everyone said she nailed it, but first she had to battle her stage fright.

Whitney was extremely nervous about her comeback performance at the Legends Ball so she requested there be a room backstage where she could practice al her blockbuster hits.

Here’s the catch: She had them tape all the lyrics to her songs on the walls so she wouldn’t forget the lyrics.

A backstage source said: “Whitney was really nervous before her set. She didn’t make any diva demands and was polite to everyone. She spent 45 minutes reading the lyrics, mouthing the words and holding her hands as if in prayer.”-SOURCE

Whitney’s practicing for her new Las Vegas stage show where you can pay to have her wow you.

Pre Bobby Brown wow you, of course.

Whitney’s got it right! The best way to feel young again, and forget the Bobby Brown nightmare, is to sleep with someone half your age!

The on again off again, almost booty call couple, was seen in Vegas at the Bernard Hopkins-Joe Calzaghe boxing match. Yeah, we don’t know who that is either, but they were there watching them! Apparently, it was a family affair in Whitney’s private plane, with her daughter and Ray J’s sister Brandy both on board.

Is it getting serious? Has she seen his sex tape? Cause’ it’s dirty dirty!

Bobby Brown is finally doing something that we care about. He’s writing a tell all book about his life and marriage to Whitney Houston called, “Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But”, out next month.

He’s giving it up like a girl on prom night and we’re all ears!! Listen to a few excerpts and tell us you won’t be waiting in line for this one.

“I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice,”

Ok so the drugs are totally Whitney’s fault…..love it!

Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married . . . I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children.”

Clean up her image? What was wrong?

Whitney, he alleges, had been under “a lot of pressure. The media was accusing her of having a bisexual relationship with her assistant, Robin Crawford. Since she was the American Sweetheart and all, that didn’t go too well with her image . . . In Whitney’s situation, the only solution was to get married and have kids.

She’s a WHAT!!!!

Wait, let’s get this straight. Whitney’s a closeted bisexual, who had to marry an asshole, to clean up her image, which he then ruined?

Good Times!

Lynn’s all time favorite Hollywood mess, Whitney Houston’s, infamous interview with Diane Sawyer never gets old. It’s worth revisiting because she’s so possesed in this video by Bobby, who we blame for her downfall into crack head land.

At 2:30 in, Bobby talks about not smoking weed everyday …”maybe every other day.”

6:11 in she talks about a 730,000 dollar habit, “Show me the receipts! I want to see the receipts!”

Bobby Brown has sued Whitney Houston to change the custody terms of their 14-year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina. In court documents Bobby claims that he couldn’t hire a lawyer to respond to Whitney’s divorce petition… because he was broke. He actually has said that at times he has been homeless since the divorce! WTF?

He wants spousal and child support! Their divorce became final on April 24th and Whitney was granted full custody of their daughter. She told the court that her ex could not support Bobbi Kristina.

Bobby and Whitney will go to court on June 15th.

Poor Bobby. Sucks for him.