WTF NEWS: SYTYCD Chorepographer Raped 4 Different Women?”

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Alex Da Silva that creepy ass mambo instructor on So You Think You Can Dance has been arrested for being…a creepy ass mambo instructor. After an investigation spanning six years and four different women claiming rape he’s been accused of:

eight felony counts: four counts of forcible rape, two counts of assault with intent to commit rape and two counts of sexual penetration by a foreign object.

Penetration by a foreign object? I hope it wasn’t the end of the balance beam. What else is in a dance studio that you can stick up a pretty “Dancer With A Dream’s” vag? Tap shoes? A boombox? I’m a little weirded out by that last one and his ethnic shirt is hurting my eyes.

Da Silva can dance his way out of prison for 6.2 million dollars of pocket change. ABC pays well, but not that well.

I’m sure his cell mate will adore his extensions and flexibility.

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Comments

  1. Skaboo says:

    You mean he thinks he’s a part of SYTYCF… which rhymes with Yuck! The women must not have fought too hard… he’s a flea.

  2. yevrah says:

    It’s about time an intelligent District Attorney was put on this case.  Former lacking DAs is the reason for the case being dragged on for so long.  Alex is a criminal and deserves everything that is to come – life in prison.  Rapists don’t show their dark side to the public.  Their own families don’t even know it!  May justice be served.  

  3. ABDJKDUO says:

    Actually it’s from FOX. :-P