August 23rd, 2009
We’ve found the perfect Christmas gift for all you sick and horny Twi-hard fans that masturbate while you read Stephanie Moyer’s anticlimactic novels. You…YES YOU can pretend that Edward is spending his eternity of lonely nights watching you sleep, with this new Edward silhouette decal that sticks on your wall! Standing life size at 6’2″ and for only $60 dollars it’s a steal.
It’s Urban Outfitters meets desperation. Just slap the RP suction dildo to the wall and suddenly high school isn’t so lonely anymore. “Be Safe” means…use protection.
Side effects may include – portly teenage girls with bad skin humping their walls.
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